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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Argentinian gorgeous babe Marcela Kloosterboer

Marcela Kloosterboer is a gorgeous babe from Argentina even though her name doesn’t sound Latin in any way. She is of Dutch descent and whatever genetic mix was involved in creating Marcela was definitely a winner.

At 26, she’s apparently a pretty popular actress in Argentina and she even sings from time to time. She’s cited as being one of the most beautiful women from her country and today we finally got to see a bunch of pictures with Marcela Kloosterboer from a mens magazine called SH (solo para hombres) which is the equivalent of “only for men”.

I was expecting a bit more from a magazine only for men though. I’m pretty sure women will read this magazine too even though it’s not for ‘em and will definitely like this hottie. She’s not showing too much of her tight little body but it’s just enough to get us interested in her.

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Sexy Babe of the day

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Larry King's Bedroom Is a Den of Carnal Pleasure

When that empty-headed, knuckle-dragging Little League coach came forward to boast about having an affair with Larry King's wife in Larry King's bedroom while watching the Larry King show, an unfortunate image emblazoned itself in my tender innocent brain. I was reminded of how I felt when I used to sneak peaks at the cartoons in my Dad's hidden Playboy stash. Feeling slightly shocked and confused upon first viewing, I would later erupt into uncontrolled giggles and then quickly shove the magazines back into his sock drawer before being caught.

I saw Hector Penate humping Shawn Southwick, her giant mouth unhinged in screams of pleasure, their writhing bodies illuminated in the cold glare of Larry's giant head looming over them on the big screen TV. As they tossed each other around on Larry's satin sheet-bedecked adjustable bed, they were careful not to knock over the glass containing Larry's floating dentures perched on his crowded pharmaceutical nightstand. Hector was so sexually charged by the warthog-like glowing visage of Larry's scowling mug that he bursts into o-facelike a wolf howling at the moon. Larry's monogrammed velvet slippers sit neatly beside the bed, unaware of the carnal sin and forbidden pleasure ensuing above. Medium: digital painting on top of graphite sketch.

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Live from Jail: Lindsay Lohan is a MilkaHolic

Lindsay Lohan faces 90 days in jail and another 90 in rehab after violating her probation from a series of incidents in 2007. After turning herself in to face charges of driving under the influence in 2007, Lohan was arrested and charged with drunken driving, driving on a suspended license, and cocaine possession. The 24-year-old starlet is scheduled to being her sentence on July 20.

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Celebrity Sex Tapes Now on Compilation DVD

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But that's not all! If you order Now That's What I Call Stupid Celebrity Sex Videos in the next 15 minutes, we'll send you this scandalous collection of celebrity sex clips caught on hidden camera. This is the video Hollywood doesn't want you to see. Enjoy the bedroom antics of such sizzlingly sexy entertainers as Joan Rivers, David Gest, Kirstie Alley and more. Because the quality of entertainment has fallen to such sordid depths these days and fame can be so easily achieved simply by appealing to the lowest common denominator, this DVD is expected to sell out quickly. Don't miss out, order today! Medium: A collaboration between Charles Frazier and 14. Concept and pen & ink illustrations by Charles Frazier, design, writing and photo collages by 14

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